HAVE SOME TEA, HAVE SOME CREAM
BROM
You were with Katrina the other night!
ICHABOD
I…I beg your pardon?
BROM
You heard me. Just to know where I stand. If you ever go near Katrina
again.
ICHABOD
ISN'T THAT A BIT EXTREME? HAVE SOME TEA!
BROM
WHAT?
ICHABOD
YES, HAVE SOME CREAM!
BROM
I DON'T WANT ANY CREAM. I DON'T WANT ANY TEA!
LET'S NOT MAKE THIS ANY HARDER THAN IT HAS TO BE.
STAY AWAY FROM KATRINA!
MY WARNING IS SIMPLE AND CLEAR!
ICHABOD
MISTER BONES PLEASE BEAR IN MIND,
MY EMPLOYER KNOWS I'M HERE!
BROM
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN STROLL INTO TOWN AND STEAL AWAY WHAT'S MINE?
YOU WITH YOUR FANCY STORE-BOUGHT CLOTHES!
YOU'RE OUT OF PLACE HERE, AND IT SHOWS!
ICHABOD
REALLY, MISTER BONES!
I DO BELIEVE YOU'RE OUT OF LINE!
SURELY, THERE'S A CIVILIZED WAY WE CAN AGREE.
BROM
YES, YOU LEAVE SLEEPY HOLLOW
AND KATRINA STAYS WITH ME!
YOU CANNOT COMPETE, MY FRIEND,
I'M BIGGER, STRONGER, BETTER LOOKS,
SO PUT AWAY YOUR FANCY TEA,
IMPRESSIVE WORDS AND POEM BOOKS.
IT HAS LONG BEEN UNDERSTOOD
THAT SHE WOULD SOMEDAY BE MY WIFE.
SO, LEAVE MY GIRL ALONE
IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE!
ICHABOD
Are you sure, you won't have any tea?
BROM
No!
ICHABOD
Cream! Perhaps, some sugar!
BROM
I don't want any!
ICHABOD
Coffee, then!
BROM
Owww! Hot! So hot! Burn! Burn!
ICHABOD
I'M TERRIBLY SORRY, MISTER BONES,
LOOK AT WHAT I'VE DONE!
PLEASE FORGIVE MY CLUMZINESS!
I'M LIVING WITH A LOT OF STRESS!
HOW CAN I FIX THIS DREADFUL MESS?
OH, THAT WON'T WORK AT ALL, UNLESS I…
BROM
STOP, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!
ICHABOD
I…
BROM
PLEASE, STAY AWAY FROM ME!
ICHABOD
OOPS!
BROM
GET AWAY FROM ME!
ICHABOD & BROM
I'M VERY SORRY, YOU'LL BE SORRY,
MISTER BONES! MISTER CRANE!